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Jay Lake
Date: 2008-11-04 06:58
Subject: [process] Post-novel ennui, contest anent same
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Tags:contests, green, process, tourbillion

By rights, I should come down with a raging case of post-novel ennui in the next few days. Election Day will certainly keep me distracted today. There’s always things popping in my personal life, of course. But I’ll be curious to see if this more controlled drafting process in Tourbillon will affect the course of post-novel ennui.

In a related note, I hereby announce a contest! Leave a comment here about the way I should best combat post-novel ennui. Feel free to be highly creative.

As usual, after a few days I’ll post a voting poll. Winner as determined by a jury of their peers shall receive an inscribed ARC of Green, as soon as I have them to ship out. Usual rules and arbitrary errors by the moderator apply.

Originally published at jlake.com. You can comment here or there.

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Kadath in the Cold Waste: booze
User: [info]kadath
Date: 2008-11-04 14:02 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:booze

Boozeboozeboozeboozebooze--Oh wait, that's how I deal with things.

Never mind.

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S-47/19-J
User: [info]shsilver
Date: 2008-11-04 14:10 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Swim upstream to spawn.

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russ: esperanto-flago
User: [info]goulo
Date: 2008-11-04 14:41 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:esperanto-flago

Start learning Esperanto so you can use it in some weird historical fiction, as well as expand the way you think about using language generally.

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Dirk
User: [info]dirkcjelli
Date: 2008-11-04 14:45 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Go on a reading binge?

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J.K.Richárd
User: [info]neutronjockey
Date: 2008-11-04 14:48 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Write a short-story for the_child. It'll keep you writing, hopefully through the ennui period.

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Andrew
User: [info]carnwrite
Date: 2008-11-04 15:08 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Book a cross-country flight on a zeppelin!

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scarlettina
User: [info]scarlettina
Date: 2008-11-04 15:24 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Forget booking a flight on a zeppelin--build one yourself. From scratch!

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Kelly Green
User: [info]saycestsay
Date: 2008-11-04 15:29 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Road trip... of course I say that as answer to everything!

(Destination? The City Imperishable, of course.)

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Michelle Muenzler
User: [info]drachin8
Date: 2008-11-04 16:27 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

The best way to defeat an enemy is through propaganda. You should plan and execute a media campaign against the evils of post-novel ennui. Feel free to demonize ennui at will--it's not like it can defend itself or anything! If that fails to eliminate the ennui, your next step should be a troop surge. Troop surges never fail.

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Christopher Reynaga
User: [info]chris_reynaga
Date: 2008-11-04 16:59 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Go back and read one of the books that inspired you to become a writer in the first place.

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karindira
User: [info]karindira
Date: 2008-11-04 20:10 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Nice idea.

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Deborah Layne: football
User: [info]wheatland_press
Date: 2008-11-04 17:03 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:football

Start watching football!

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stephenstanley: WotF 24 Reception
User: [info]stephenstanley
Date: 2008-11-04 17:13 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:WotF 24 Reception

Blog. Blog like you've never blogged before. Blog intensely for a week, then you will come down with a raging case of post-blog ennui, which is much easier to cope with. bloggui I think they call it. bloggui can be combatted by text messaging...

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The NewroticGirl
User: [info]newroticgirl
Date: 2008-11-04 17:18 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

The best way to combat post-novel ennui is with those giant Q-tips they used on American Gladiators.

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dionysus1999
User: [info]dionysus1999
Date: 2008-11-04 17:22 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Take a trip to the Redwoods and pretend you are a thumb sized Robin Hood.

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Elizabeth Coleman
User: [info]criada
Date: 2008-11-04 17:30 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Hiking, preferably somewhere unexpected, like a trek on foot across Portland or a completely unknown city. Walk three times widdershins around the town of LaGrande! Blog as you go.

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Rafe: iPood
User: [info]etcet
Date: 2008-11-04 17:42 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:iPood

Reveal that you are, in fact, Sarah Palin, and come clean about playing yourself in Nailin' Palin, to rapturous accolades.

Or take up Kettlebells as a form of personal fitness.

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gyrlcentric: books
User: [info]gyrlcentric
Date: 2008-11-04 19:39 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:books

take up knitting or tatting or have a contest where your fans do conceptual drawings of the horofix [or] anything else from these novels and you can pick some for a book on the concepts behind your clockwork worlds

Edited at 2008-11-04 07:40 pm (UTC)

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jenntheamazon
User: [info]jenntheamazon
Date: 2008-11-04 20:21 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Induldge yourself in the wonders of new types of cheeses and write up an play by play about them, or have a "what kind of drink is this?" party! The Japanese are always coming out with something new and wierd. And of course, along with the cheese idea, write a play by play of what to drink and what to pour down your drain to pray it'll unclog your sink because its just that bad.

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User: (Anonymous)
Date: 2008-11-04 21:11 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Do something that disengages your brain. For me, that's large-muscle physical stuff: housecleaning, going for a walk, gardening.

Or some non-textual problem-solving. Move the furniture around (also fits in the large-muscle physical stuff), work on a jigsaw puzzle, hand-build a clay pot (or paint one at one of those shops).

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Oneself
User: [info]snippy
Date: 2008-11-04 21:12 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Oops, that anonymous comment about large-muscle stuff was me.

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Jennifer
User: [info]gaaneden
Date: 2008-11-04 22:19 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Spent it in the hospital with your visiting best friend who had emergency throat surgery. That will distract you. I speak from personal experience.

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jeffsoesbe: yeff yahoo avatar
User: [info]jeffsoesbe
Date: 2008-11-04 22:27 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:yeff yahoo avatar

Write another book. You know you can do it!

- yeff

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manmela
User: [info]manmela
Date: 2008-11-04 23:23 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Well it's not too late to take part in NaNoWriMo!

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Menolly
User: [info]nolly
Date: 2008-11-04 23:44 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Tahiti. This can be combined with learning a new hobby/craft/language, going on a reading binge, booze, or any number of other suggestions, though I'm not sure what the cheese selection is like there.

[This suggestion brought to you by a chilly SoCal denizen on a grey, rainy day.]

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shaolingrrl
User: [info]shaolingrrl
Date: 2008-11-05 03:27 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Three words for ya--kung fu movies!

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Jay Lake: sanguine-Japanese_fire_truck
User: [info]jaylake
Date: 2008-11-05 03:29 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:sanguine-Japanese_fire_truck

That's what I did post-op! Wu xia movies and Hong Kong chopie sockie.

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sheelangig
User: [info]sheelangig
Date: 2008-11-05 04:09 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)


Date boys.

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biomekanic
User: [info]biomekanic
Date: 2008-11-05 05:37 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Speaking as someone else who grew up in a rather red neck area...

There is something rather cathartic about taking a rifle to the range and blasting the bejesus out of some targets.

Perhaps the decades long span since I've done that myself explains some of my own depressed funk...

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kzmiller
User: [info]kzmiller
Date: 2008-11-05 05:51 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Do art stuff! Go places to view art, talk to artists, play with paper mache' or clay or paint or get a sketch book and sketch cups of coffee in various places you go.

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sheelangig
User: [info]sheelangig
Date: 2008-11-06 01:26 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)


Go see a psychic or tarot reader or some such.

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Kerry aka Trouble: Moi?
User: [info]controuble
Date: 2008-11-06 13:36 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Moi?

Come to WindyCon - you know you miss me.

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Aliette de Bodard
User: [info]aliettedb
Date: 2008-11-06 14:05 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Try to open a portal into another dimension (required: pentacles, blood from various animals, a capacity for ad-libbing verse strongly recommended in case something goes wrong--which it always does).

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blogtiderising.wordpress.com
User: [info]blogtiderising.wordpress.com
Date: 2008-11-06 15:49 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Take a private, no commitment, hike.
Just you. No camera. No blogging after. Stroll, so it does not count as "exercise". Give yourself permission to just sit (or stand) and stare at nature's beauty (or ugly). Only nod (or smile) at other hikers. Let the breeze or sun or shade wash over your face. Stay until whenever. Go back if you need to.

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User: [info]janellelohr
Date: 2008-11-07 04:14 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Dye your hair, or if you're feeling really crazy--dread locks!

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quixhobbit: Julie beach
User: [info]quixhobbit
Date: 2008-11-07 06:08 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Julie beach

Build really large sandcastle(s). Then STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP! Repeat as necessary. Life is impermanent.

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summers_place
User: [info]summers_place
Date: 2008-11-07 20:02 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Perhaps it's time to start a new novel, only this one ought to be a metafictional story about a novelist attempting to combat post-novel ennui, only to find himself pulled inside one of his own fictional worlds and sent adventuring.

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saveswhat
User: [info]saveswhat
Date: 2008-11-07 21:42 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Google the names of long-lost friends until you find one of them. Send your rediscovered friend an e-mail and find out what he/she has been doing for the past ten/twenty/thirty years. You might find a new "informant" for your writing.

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In the late morning on the first Thursday in December, head downtown to the Park Blocks and visit the farmer's market where you will acquire your lunch. Sit on a bench, eat your lunch and watch the world go by. After you've eaten, head to the nearby Portland Art Museum. Spend the afternoon scrutenizing the art. Now, wander aimlessly around downtown until you see a likely spot for dinner. (You might do a little Christmas shopping in the process.) Eat dinner. After dinner, visit art galleries that participate in "First Thursday". When you get home, you'll feel as though you've been a tourist for a day and the visual part of your brain will be warmed up.

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saveswhat
User: [info]saveswhat
Date: 2008-11-07 21:45 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Write a graphic novel in collaboration with the child. You will supply the words. She will supply the illustrations. Post it here for all to enjoy.

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