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Jay Lake
Date: 2008-05-02 06:28
Subject: [funny] If I'm going to die soon, it will be of laughter
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Location:Nuevo Rancho Lake
Mood:highly amused
Music:me giggling
Tags:books, cancer, funny, mainspring

If I'm going to die soon, it will be of laughter. [info]kehrli, [info]criada and [info]kaerfel show me what Mainspring is really all about.

I laughed so hard it upset [info]lasirenadolce's dog Spike. Laughed my ass off, so to speak.

Then [info]csinman met them on the field of honor.

Those guys are so totally for the win.

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Jay Lake
Date: 2008-05-02 07:13
Subject: [links] Link salad, Friday cutie
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Location:Nuevo Rancho Lake
Mood:Fridayish
Music:the washing machine cycling
Tags:cool, links, personal, reviews, rocket, science

Of Dice and Men: Modern Fantasists and the Influence of Role Playing GamesClarkesworld with an article by Justin Howe and Jason S. Ridler. I am quoted.

A reader reviews Rocket Science Powell's | Amazon ]

Ancient Galaxies Packed With Stars — Such a beautiful, deadly sky that would be.

Blind Mice See the Light — Researchers adapt an algal protein to reengineer sight into a broken visual circuit.

Missing Link of Electronics Discovered: "Memristor" — Cool stuff, though the implications are not fully obvious to me.




5/2/08
Time in saddle: 0 minutes (sore insides, no vigorous exercise)
Last night's weigh-out: n/a
This morning's weigh-in: 269.0
Currently reading: The Alchemy of Stone by Ekaterina Sedia Amazon ]


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Jay Lake
Date: 2008-05-02 07:15
Subject: [cancer] me
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Location:Nuevo Rancho Lake
Mood:sad sad
Music:my breathing
Tags:cancer, personal

i am not the sum of my fears
i am my daughter's graduation, her wedding, her middle age
i am the funeral my parents will never attend
i am a shelf of books
i am travel
i am food
i am love
i am not a tumor
and i never will be

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Jay Lake
Date: 2008-05-02 07:43
Subject: [poll] Cancer funnies
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Location:Nuevo Rancho Lake
Mood:tired tired
Music:house noises
Tags:cancer, contest, funny, poll

One of the best parts about the last couple of days is the flood of comments, emails, IMs and phone calls. Not that I didn't already know y'all love me or anything, but that has helped my spirits immensely. However, some folks distinguished themselves in cracking me up. Which on this blog calls for a contest!

Herewith is a harvest of some comment highlights. Usual rules apply, vote for the one you like best. I'll be sending off a mass market paperback of Mainspring Powell's | Amazon thb | Audible ] to the poll winner, personalized with a drawing of my tumor. (Yes, I saw it in the jar before they sent the miserable thing off to the pathology lab.)

Poll #1181370 Die laughing or live sober!
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

What's your favorite comment on my cancer diagnosis?

View Answers

[info]daveraines: Thank goodness it was shaped like macaroni, instead of spaghetti or, God forbid, lasagna.
30 (24.4%)

[info]aliquoricegirl: Who knew there'd be a time when you'd say, "I'm so glad it ulcerated!"
12 (9.8%)

[info]lasirenaolce: I can handle the cancer, but if you're going to keep boiling animal heads on the stove, we really have to talk.
25 (20.3%)

[info]jeffsoesbe: In a secret underground bunker somewhere near Washington DC, Dick Cheney is not happy. He thought they could get you. He Was Wrong!
10 (8.1%)

[info]yourbob: Never underestimate the power of a little blood in the wrong place.
8 (6.5%)

[info]martyn44: Nobody would be surprised if you did find a way of Blogging from the hereafter.
12 (9.8%)

[info]jennawaterford: Latin words are never happy things to hear from a doctor.
11 (8.9%)

[info]klingonguy: Vote those polyps off the island, I say.
3 (2.4%)

[info]jonhansen: So, the tattoo is an elder sign, as recommended by Lovecraft to repel the dreaded flying polyps?
6 (4.9%)

[info]deedop: Let me know if you need anything. Like construction of a Tubu-villainous Polyp-smiting superhero costume or something...
2 (1.6%)

[info]johno: On the plus side of your treatment, you are definitely clean inside and out.
4 (3.3%)

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Jay Lake
Date: 2008-05-02 13:56
Subject: [cancer] Conversations with [info]the_child
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Location:Nuevo Rancho Lake
Mood:tired tired
Music:the ticking of the grandfather clock
Tags:cancer, child, funny

[info]jaylake:So, I want you to know I have cancer.
[info]the_child:Cancer!
[info]jaylake:Well, yes. I'm not going to die or anything, but I might be sick for a while.
[info]the_child:Cancer?
[info]jaylake:Do you have any questions I can answer?
[info]the_child:[horrified] Are you going to lose all your hair?

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Jay Lake
Date: 2008-05-02 18:51
Subject: [cancer] Medical update
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Location:Nuevo Rancho Lake
Mood:tired tired
Music:Indiana Jones and the Lost Crusade on DVD
Tags:cancer, health, mainspring

A brief update. Things haven't changed much since the last information, not materially, but I have more details. I did have a productive meeting with my therapist this afternoon. I'll see the surgeon on Tuesday, then my therapist again on Wednesday.

I have given up my plan to postpone surgery to early June in favor of the swiftest possible intervention. I will taking counsel from the surgeon in this respect, of course.

Lots more detail, same answers. I'm still winning. )

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Jay Lake
Date: 2008-05-02 21:11
Subject: [cancer] Why I love doctors
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Location:Nuevo Rancho Lake
Mood:amused amused
Music:house noises
Tags:cancer, funny, health, personal

Carefully reading over the various diagnostic reports, I find this remark:

"The sigmoid is noted to be rather redundant and lengthy."

If I'm not mistaken, this is medical jargon for "long-winded asshole."

:: goes to bed laughing ::

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