Lakeshore

daveraines: Thank goodness it was shaped like macaroni, instead of spaghetti or, God forbid, lasagna.
30 (24.4%)

aliquoricegirl: Who knew there'd be a time when you'd say, "I'm so glad it ulcerated!"
12 (9.8%)

lasirenaolce: I can handle the cancer, but if you're going to keep boiling animal heads on the stove, we really have to talk.
25 (20.3%)

jeffsoesbe: In a secret underground bunker somewhere near Washington DC, Dick Cheney is not happy. He thought they could get you. He Was Wrong!
10 (8.1%)

yourbob: Never underestimate the power of a little blood in the wrong place.
8 (6.5%)

martyn44: Nobody would be surprised if you did find a way of Blogging from the hereafter.
12 (9.8%)

canarynoir: Latin words are never happy things to hear from a doctor.
11 (8.9%)

klingonguy: Vote those polyps off the island, I say.
3 (2.4%)

jonhansen: So, the tattoo is an elder sign, as recommended by Lovecraft to repel the dreaded flying polyps?
6 (4.9%)

deedop: Let me know if you need anything. Like construction of a Tubu-villainous Polyp-smiting superhero costume or something...
2 (1.6%)

johno: On the plus side of your treatment, you are definitely clean inside and out.
4 (3.3%)