Date: 2008-05-04 08:00 Subject: [links] Link salad Sunday serving Security: Public Location: Nuevo Rancho Lake Mood: tired Music: the ticking of the grandfather clock Tags: funny, links, mainspring, personal, politics, religion, tech

What could possibly go wrong? — tdj is funny about some new Japanese tech. (Thanks to willyumtx.)

Freaky funny book follies — The Bellingham gang are at it again with the Mainspring [ Powell's | Amazon thb | Audible ] photos. First the zepplin thing, now this. I have laughed so hard.

And yet another genius photocomment from up north — csinman did this one. :: wipes tears of laughter from eyes ::

Ducks make strawberries red — The idiocy of Intelligent Design. See also the dragon in my garage. And if there's an Intelligent Designer, i want a god damned refund on account of this cancer thing. The Problem of Evil has taken up residence in my colon. (Thanks to lt260.)

5/4/08
Time in saddle: 0 minutes (sore insides, no vigorous exercise)
Last night's weigh-out: n/a
This morning's weigh-in: 268.8
Currently reading: The Alchemy of Stone by Ekaterina Sedia [ Amazon ]

Date: 2008-05-04 08:01 Subject: [personal|cancer] Taking the last train to the coast Security: Public Location: Nuevo Rancho Lake Mood: hopeful Music: packing noises Tags: cancer, personal, travel

A bit later this morning lasirenadolce and I are heading for the coast. We're going to do an overnight in Lincoln City, and just be normal for a day or so. Back Monday evening.

I'll probably be online a little bit from the hotel, but for the most part we're trying to stay away from phones and Internet. Cancerland will begin consuming me in earnest on Tuesday (when my surgical consult occurs), so this is almost certainly our last pre-op hurrah.

Y'all play nice while I'm gone, and don't forget to schedule those colonoscopies. I don't want to be the only butt of alien abduction jokes around here, ok?

Date: 2008-05-04 19:47 Subject: [cancer] The production book; or, how shaving took me half the way there Security: Public Location: Inn at Spanish Head; Lincoln City, OR Mood: amused Music: us chatting Tags: cancer, funny, health, personal

lasirenadolce is doing a production book for the upcoming surgical festivities. This includes preliminary activities such as rearranging Nuevo Rancho Lake for a convalescence, pre-op prep, day-of-operation activities, post-op activities and so on. This will help keep me on target as things get potentially confusing and stressful, and help my family and friends manage both me and themselves. Dating a professional event/television producer definitely has its advantages.

We were discussing some of the task dependencies and sequences today when the topic of shaving my arms came up. This in response to the mild unpleasantness of having surgical tape removed on the last go-round — given that I'm a hard stick, and one gets stuck a lot in the hospital, I had numerous tape sites in addition to the IVs in each arm.

This reminded me of an event in my childhood when I applied the scientific method to my own emerging sexuality. I was at a young age terribly self-conscious about my lack of body hair. I suppose in the 1970s that body hair meant masculinity. At least that was my understanding when I was twelve. I'd also heard that once you started shaving (your beard) that the hair would grow in thicker. So one day in the bath tub I very carefully shaved one half of my newly sprouted pubic hair to see if it would grow in thicker than the other half, which remained unmolested.

I was enough of a geek to have a control group (if I'd shaved the whole business, there would have been no way to judge the improvement), but not enough of a geek to keep lab notes, sadly. I can report that results were inconclusive, though I do in fact recall which half I did shave, so further study may be indicated as a long-term follow up to the experimental protocol.

All of which leads to the question of whether I should shave my arms entirely from wrist to the short-sleeve line, or just the likely stick patches. Experience suggests that shaving in patches won't create any long term differentiation, but three decades on I'm a lot more secure in my masculinity.

Cancer: your guide to a trip down memory lane.

Date: 2008-05-04 20:41 Subject: [photos] Weird cars at the Oregon coast Security: Public Location: Inn at Spanish Head; Lincoln City, OR Mood: amused Music: the ocean curling over its own foamy toes Tags: cars, funny, photos

'Cause I'm me...

( Weird cars at the Oregon coast )

Remember: life is never too crazy to stop and look at a weird automobile.

Date: 2008-05-04 20:46 Subject: [photos] Me at the beach Security: Public Location: Inn at Spanish Head; Lincoln City, OR Mood: pleased Music: the ocean curling over its own foamy toes Tags: oregon, personal, photos

( This is what a cancer patient looks like at the beach )

As usual, more at the Flickr set