Lakeshore

daveraines: Thank goodness it was shaped like macaroni, instead of spaghetti or, God forbid, lasagna.
30 (24.4%)

aliquoricegirl: Who knew there'd be a time when you'd say, "I'm so glad it ulcerated!"
12 (9.8%)

lasirenaolce: I can handle the cancer, but if you're going to keep boiling animal heads on the stove, we really have to talk.
25 (20.3%)

jeffsoesbe: In a secret underground bunker somewhere near Washington DC, Dick Cheney is not happy. He thought they could get you. He Was Wrong!
10 (8.1%)

yourbob: Never underestimate the power of a little blood in the wrong place.
8 (6.5%)

martyn44: Nobody would be surprised if you did find a way of Blogging from the hereafter.
12 (9.8%)

canarynoir: Latin words are never happy things to hear from a doctor.
11 (8.9%)

klingonguy: Vote those polyps off the island, I say.
3 (2.4%)

jonhansen: So, the tattoo is an elder sign, as recommended by Lovecraft to repel the dreaded flying polyps?
6 (4.9%)

deedop: Let me know if you need anything. Like construction of a Tubu-villainous Polyp-smiting superhero costume or something...
2 (1.6%)

johno: On the plus side of your treatment, you are definitely clean inside and out.
4 (3.3%)

rakdaddy -- "Ready the beef injection!"
0 (0.0%)

rakdaddy -- "People thought Orwitz was mad to make meat-related switches, until that fateful day, when Wendy's came calling..."
0 (0.0%)

gvdub -- What? It's the Big Electrical Energy Field, okay?
5 (5.0%)

martianmooncrab -- Inflatable Cow Station.
0 (0.0%)

catsparx -- i can haz chicken too?
0 (0.0%)

safewrite -- "Beef. It's what's on tap."
5 (5.0%)

kproche -- Bovine Recharge Station: Warning -- connection to male units without proper adapter may result in injury and/or death!
2 (2.0%)

gvdub -- And on the 6th Day, you just flip this little switch.
1 (1.0%)

upstart_crow -- New York City - Curators at the Metropolitan Museum of Art have recently unveiled Marcel Duchamp's long-lost response to Upton Sinclair's The Jungle.
28 (27.7%)

jtdiii -- One typo is all it took to change brewing forever...
9 (8.9%)

temporus -- Beef soda. It's what to drink for dinner.
1 (1.0%)

(Anonymous) -- So that's what happened to the mad cows.
0 (0.0%)

lonfiction -- All cows are equal. But Bionic Cows are more equal than others.
0 (0.0%)

kproche -- See? I told you not to connect the chicken to the beef station!
0 (0.0%)

gvdub -- After the pig-urkey incident, the cloning switches were clearly labeled.
4 (4.0%)

etcet -- "This device was clearly the product of a keenly-focused gustatory intellect. You will notice, Watson, the dearth of other options; the lack of a 'Bacon' setting is particularly telling. I can see your faith in Rosenbaum is shaken."
3 (3.0%)

etcet -- "When you go to the caucus, don't forget to set the Complaint toggle. You'll know it when you see it."
3 (3.0%)

etcet -- The ignition switch on the gravy train.
1 (1.0%)

howeird -- "This, Mrs. Lovett, is only to be used if we run out of judges."
5 (5.0%)

dinogrl -- After many years of denial, dave_gallaher finally confessed that he secretly did enjoy bologna daiquiris. We now have the photographic evidence.
2 (2.0%)

penghuin -- Hal, what's for dinner?
2 (2.0%)

etcet -- Gladys Whipplewhite was perpetually confused when her student interns giggled uncontrollably when asked to "Turn on the injector."
0 (0.0%)

agrathea -- When asked why the key didn't seem to be working in the ignition, Betty Sue pointed to the sticker and smiled. "You got the wrong key, Billy."
0 (0.0%)

karindira -- "Ladies and Gentlemen, start your beef!"
1 (1.0%)

Doc -- The site of Undine Flugelmeyer's famous last words, "What does this button doooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."
0 (0.0%)

yourbob -- Clara Peller finally has her answer.
2 (2.0%)

frankwu -- Every time you press the button, God kills a cow.
9 (8.9%)

klingonguy -- How Frats Keep Vegans Away From The Keg
9 (8.9%)

dandyfunk -- Atomic beef to power. Turbines to speed.
2 (2.0%)

mary919 -- The frozen custard stand has a special flavor each day-- you can get it plain or with multi-colored sprinkles.
1 (1.0%)

jenntheamazon -- "Mmmm...Beef Slurpy."
1 (1.0%)

jenntheamazon -- "WTF...an Off or Beef switch?"
0 (0.0%)

frankwu -- My beef. Let me show you it.
5 (5.0%)

will_couvillier: Spider!?!? Holy Shit, WHAT spider!?!
8 (7.1%)

corvida: invisible lucha libre!
3 (2.7%)

desperance: Jay Lake, official floatsperson for the Natural Law Party, demonstrates Yogic Flying...
2 (1.8%)

kara_gnome: Fun. It's a serious business.
4 (3.6%)

barry_short: Conrunner hint #47: Take Jay Lake to a Mexican restaurant at your own risk.
5 (4.5%)

jenntheamazon: "It's a Bird! It's a plane! No! It's Jay Lake!"
2 (1.8%)

jenntheamazon: "Please let me land on the bed....please let me land on the bed.... OWWW!"
2 (1.8%)

jenntheamazon: "My shirts give me super powers, see?"
1 (0.9%)

kradical: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere I come to save the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
41 (36.6%)

controuble: Mainspring over mattress
5 (4.5%)

yourbob: The Unbearable Lightness of Being Jay Lake
9 (8.0%)

johno: Heeeeeyyyyyyyy!!!!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! Flying Toast Butt Attack!!!!!
1 (0.9%)