Lakeshore

suricattus: "Do those damn treefrogs ever shut up?"
2 (2.8%)

criada: Vellux!
0 (0.0%)

martyn44: Use the Force, Jay, use the Force!
0 (0.0%)

etcet: "Why did I get a room with a) lismantchev and b) an espresso machine? That caffeine buzz is going to wear off sometime, and I don't know how long the chandelier is going to last with her swinging from it like that."
0 (0.0%)

markbourne: Dude, I LOVE that scene in The Godfather where the guy wakes up with the big Jay Lake head in his bed!
6 (8.5%)

mary919: Ceiling cat tells Jay, "Getz outta teh bed!"
1 (1.4%)

jenntheamazon: "Why do those idea lights have to be so close to my head? I might go blind!"
0 (0.0%)

paulcarp: "Most of my bedtime reading is nonfiction. Why, I must've read the Underwriters Laboratory label 1,000 times."
1 (1.4%)

sheelangig: Chicken Little Slept Here
1 (1.4%)

steve_buchheit: Jay Lake makes entreaties to the Book Fairy while double checking his synopsis is under the pillow before going to sleep.
2 (2.8%)

mtrimm1: God, I weish I was sleeping with Mikal again...
0 (0.0%)

robot_scandal: Jay Lake caught in an embarrassing accidental 'upshade' glance. The perv.
0 (0.0%)

jeffvandermeer: "Note to self: My brain is now so large from doing so many simultaneous projects that I really need a crutch to pull my head up off the pillow in the morning."
0 (0.0%)

Ann VanderMeer: Why oh why did I eat that second helping of head cheese???
0 (0.0%)

garyomaha: My ghu. He *does* sleep with his eyes open.
1 (1.4%)

matthewsrotundo: "Did I leave the iron on?"
3 (4.2%)

lt260: “Oh, great... I write science fiction and the image in the water stain on my ceiling is Ayn Rand?”
2 (2.8%)

iamrazorwing: "Most people get one idea lightbulb at a time. Jay Lake gets two. Except this time."
0 (0.0%)

saveswhat: The breakthrough moment in Jay Lake's creation of the "Lightpunk" subgenre.
6 (8.5%)

ianrandalstrock: If I think at it hard enough, it'll go down... Oh! You meant the light bulb.
2 (2.8%)

makoiyi: If I don't move may be it won't.
0 (0.0%)

threeoutside: Alien Lights Turn Man's Ears into Giant Cauliflowers!
1 (1.4%)

jtdiii: Jay discovers the latest product from Ronco, The Snorer. "Snore On, Snore Off, Snore On, The Snorer!"
0 (0.0%)

saycestsay: Only one? Where's the idea switch?
0 (0.0%)

stillnotbored: Can't sleep...can't show weakness...new writers will eat me...
7 (9.9%)

caryn71: Noticing a large shiny black spider in the lamp just inches from his head, Jay must negotiate his means of escape; throw back covers and jump, or crawl away slowly.
0 (0.0%)

wild_patience: God? Is that you?
1 (1.4%)

joshenglish: Blink on! Blink off! Damn tic!
0 (0.0%)

jeffsoesbe: In the rainforest, ceiling spiders are Very Large.
0 (0.0%)

alasdair1076: One day, when I've finished my Jedi training, I'll be able to turn BOTH lights on with my mind.
7 (9.9%)

pauljessup: Is it still there?
0 (0.0%)

pauljessup: I, Loxor the Lamp god, shall devour you mortal!
0 (0.0%)

pauljessup: Why is robot sex so damned loud?
2 (2.8%)

pauljessup: Can't sleep, lamps will eat me.
10 (14.1%)

twilight2000: "Be vewy vewy qwiet..."
0 (0.0%)

delkytlar: "Maybe rooming on the party floor at FurryCon would be better than rooming under it."
1 (1.4%)

kproche: "Every time I close my eyes it moves closer! Must... not... blink..."
3 (4.2%)

akirlu: "If that thing comes on every time I have an idea it's gonna be a l-o-o-o-o-n-g night!"
2 (2.8%)

jeffsoesbe: "Are you there, Ghu? It's me, Jay."
3 (4.2%)

kehrli: On the second day of Rainforest, there was nothing. Then the Light spake, "Let there be Lake," and there was Lake. And he was good.
7 (9.9%)