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Jay Lake
Date: 2007-04-01 12:07
Subject: First lines
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Tags:funny, writing
"It would never have occurred to me to make a ship out of cheese, but then I didn't have milk springs on my plantation. When the bacon whales hove into view, I knew we'd made a tragic tactical error."

The rest is left as an exercise for the reader.
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Rafe
User: etcet
Date: 2007-04-01 21:11 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Call me Eggshmael.
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Donald
User: tharain
Date: 2007-04-02 02:57 (UTC)
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Thinking quickly, I turned to the first mate. "Break out the water chestnuts and toothpicks. We'll wrap this up in no time," I said.
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willyumtx
User: willyumtx
Date: 2007-04-04 04:23 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Ominous!

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/11/24
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