Jay Lake (jaylake) wrote,
Jay Lake
jaylake

First lines

"It would never have occurred to me to make a ship out of cheese, but then I didn't have milk springs on my plantation. When the bacon whales hove into view, I knew we'd made a tragic tactical error."

The rest is left as an exercise for the reader.
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