Wit and wisdom of 
the_child
Recently I was speaking to the_child about something, and she told me I was very weird. I said I wasn't that weird. the_child gave me a fishy stare, and said, "Daddy, you throw toast at the audience."
So much for the dignity of my parental office.
Meanwhile, Mother of the Child reports overhearingthe_child on the phone with a friend from her third grade class last night. MoC reports the_child was interpreting a dream for her friend, projecting confidence and authority.
My daughter is interpreting dreams?
the_child about something, and she told me I was very weird. I said I wasn't that weird. the_child gave me a fishy stare, and said, "Daddy, you throw toast at the audience."So much for the dignity of my parental office.
Meanwhile, Mother of the Child reports overhearing
the_child on the phone with a friend from her third grade class last night. MoC reports the_child was interpreting a dream for her friend, projecting confidence and authority.My daughter is interpreting dreams?