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hughcasey |
2007-04-16 22:21 (UTC) |
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Jay, don't you know that TIME is just a propaganda front for the VAST LIBERAL CONSPIRACY?
That's right, Jay. We're all working TOGETHER! The Democratic Party. Wiccans. The NAACP. The ACLU. The CIA. The FBI. Anything with acronyms. Scientists. Abortionists. The Masons. The Media. Muslims. Mormons. Pretty much everthing beginning with the letter "M". We're ALL IN ON IT!
And we're all trying to destroy good, white, right-thinking Christians everywhere. Because, you know, we hate all that is, like, good and holy. Like God. And babies. And everybody who isn't American, especially immigrants.
Dood, I thought you were on board! Didn't you get the memo? I could have SWORN you were on the mailing list!
(*NOTE* My wife is forcing me to add that the above is actually pure SARCASM, intended for humorous effect, so please don't send me hate mail. Thank you.)
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