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[contest] Rei Momo — The voting poll

Here's the voting poll for the momo photo caption contest.

I'll leave the voting open til Tuesday the 19th. That morning I'll announce the top vote-getters. The winner will receive an inscribed copy of the first hardback edition of Mainspring Powell's | Amazon ] from Tor Books. There may be a few judge's honorable mentions as well. As always, ties to be settled by the_child.

Poll #1004312 Momo caption contest

What's your favorite caption from the momo photo caption contest?

deborahlive Although he tried to buy his freedom with meat parcels, the village elders could not forgive the offense of the shirt and so ordered the beheading of the strange teller of stories.
2(2.7%)
bodandra What demon forced you to wear that shirt?
0(0.0%)
nick_kaufmann Our momos are so hot they'll set your shirt on fire!
1(1.4%)
hhw Hey! That's Karen Joy Fowler!
1(1.4%)
rosefox Seeing that his target was unaffected by the shrimp cocktail mind control ray, Jay pulled out his weapon of last resort.
0(0.0%)
jeffford Roll out dough. Heat shirt to 375 degrees. Hold pan for 20 minutes. Sprinkle with sesame seeds. Serve.
17(23.3%)
joycemocha Would you be interested in my self-replicating pastries? See? More!
1(1.4%)
mckitterick Earlier this day, with the sun warming the hills around Rancho Lake, these little fellas had been capering through the tall grass, not a care in the world; ...
0(0.0%)
lsaboe "Have a Tophet Pocket. No, really, take one. Now."
2(2.7%)
truepenny Momos à go-go
1(1.4%)
carolecole This evenings fare: Fresh Momos - it's what's for dinner served by Jay Lake, the Other white meat.
2(2.7%)
goulo Another solution to the trouble with tribbles.
1(1.4%)
floatingtide Demon-shirt Jay says: Hell hath no furry like a momo scorched.
2(2.7%)
dinogrl Momos on the Lake.
0(0.0%)
howeird Save Momo Lake
2(2.7%)
scarlettina I'm hot and I can cook. Told you.
0(0.0%)
thewylddream Jay Lake, so hot he's on fire.
1(1.4%)
etcet Freshly back from the Stygian abyss with a festive commemorative shirt, author Jay Lake tempts fate (and company) with non-Euclidean hors d' oeuvres in this file photo.
3(4.1%)
pauljessup You want the sex and momos, yes?
6(8.2%)
ramblin_phyl Nibble nibble mousekin, who's nibbling on my housekin? Let me fatten you up and then I'll roast you with this shirt...
1(1.4%)
karindira Momos: Best served with a side of flame-roasted author.
0(0.0%)
jenntheamazon Toast? Hardly...
1(1.4%)
mtrimm1 Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain -- of flames!
0(0.0%)
delkytlar If you can't stand the heat, get away from Jay. But take a momo for the road.
1(1.4%)
caprine My thong is on fire, too.
3(4.1%)
jeffsoesbe Momos. They're made of people. Good, sweet, spicy people. Like her.
1(1.4%)
tallandi Jay, you know it's not that kind of party... yet!
1(1.4%)
magi23 I get this look right before I bite people in the ass, too
0(0.0%)
kara_gnome Oh, come on. It's not like they have any calories or anything...
0(0.0%)
thirdworld Why yes, my father was a 60s hotrod. How'd you guess?
2(2.7%)
lisamantchev Devil's Food.
0(0.0%)
martinlivings Our lovely assistant Jay demonstrates the new George Foreman Shirtcooker 3000.
5(6.8%)
kproche Bet you can't eat just one...Oh, come on, just a little wager... for, say, your immortal soul?
3(4.1%)
martyn44 Infamous author wonders 'Oven? What oven?'
1(1.4%)
manmela It was only when the strange man with the wild hair...offered me one of his momos, that I became acutely aware of the absence of any cats in the town.
2(2.7%)
dinogrl Here kitty, kitty, kitty...
0(0.0%)
0(0.0%)
jubietta What's inside? Surely you've read "The Goat Cutter"?
1(1.4%)
thexmedic Martha Stewart recovers after the worst sex change in human history
3(4.1%)
karindira The Flaming Angel of Momonis.
1(1.4%)
dinogrl Hmmmmm. Braaaaaiiinnnnnssssss, IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER!
0(0.0%)
lasirenadolce Jay Lake shows us that not only is he The Toastmaster, but he is The Momomaster as well.
0(0.0%)
bodandra We stand staring/sweat starts to run down our faces and realize that Jay's shirt is toasting the momos ... NO!! the heat is all coming from Him!!
0(0.0%)
Patrick Mammay Momo icon 1
0(0.0%)
3(4.1%)
steve_buchheit Some momos with your madera, my dear?
1(1.4%)
bbeutler The shirt, the shirt, the shirt is on fire! We don't need no water DON'T let the Momos burn!
1(1.4%)
Tags: contest, food, funny, lj, photos, poll
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