A pair of Fisher-Price dogs with black bodies, ugly faces and matching red and blue callers were named "Orifice" and "Edifice".
We had a dune buggy that used to visit them driven by two character named "Old Timer" and "Mortimer". (Pronounced as if they rhymed.)
Also the green Fisher-Price boy with the bully face was "Gan Greene."
And my parents wonder why I grew up to be a spec fic writer...