Oh, Jay, poor thing. The convention sounds sooooo fun, but I'm sorry about the grueling experience of "getting home." I hope you are able to sleep on airplanes.

I remember flying home from London once, and I was so tired, and then when the plane landed first in Chicago . . . and I had to go through customs (which is no fun at Chicago), and I almost couldn't face the prospect of getting on another plane to head home to Colorado.

Anyway, I hope by the time you read this, you are home safely, and you've been able to rest a little--and that no one tortured you for information in Chicago.