I think a LOLJay contest is always in order! ;)

lolfrank is in order now.

I see those LOLJays and am left thinking to myself (in 24 point, outlined Impact, of course):

DO NOT WANT WASABI SUPPOSITORY NAO.

This is why I'm not allowed out in polite company.

"Got arachnophobia? — You will if you read this article. Also reminds me of the giant yellowjacket nests which have been appearing around the southern United States."

I'm thinking those have to be related. Also, there's a ton of brown recluse spiders all over the place down here. I just got bit by one last night (for the second time). To parallel this, there is an "epidemic" of deep-tissue staph infections near Houston that most people think derives from spider bites.

The problem with changing the environment is you never know what you're gong to change...