Jay Lake (jaylake) wrote,
Jay Lake

[movies] Everything I need to know in life I learned from the cinema

Things I learned rewatching the Lord of the Rings extended edition Amazon ] with lasirenadolce:

  • Orcs apparently do not have cardiovascular systems

  • Experienced horsemen will in fact charge a pike line

  • Dwarfs were put into the world for sheer comic relief and to fulfill all your buffoonerific needs

Things I learned watching the The Golden Compass imdb ] with lasirenadolce.

  • Ann Coulter extends across multiple dimensions

  • A real king doesn't bring his army into battle with him

  • Sam Clemens was an airship pilot
Tags: funny, movies, personal

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