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Jay Lake
Date: 2008-01-03 14:16
Subject: [photos] A new caption contest
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Location:Nuevo Rancho Lake
Mood:amused
Music:me typing
Tags:contests, funny, photos
Here's a new caption contest. First prize (after the voting poll) will be a freebie from Audible.com, which can be used for Mainspring Powell's | Amazon | Audible ] or any other title, including Old Man's War, A War of Gifts: An Ender Story or any of the Dune books.

So, put on your thinking wig and offer the appropriate caption for the following photo. Serious attempts at explanation are welcomed, as are inspired silliness. Usual rules apply, all entries evaluated at the discretion of Your Host, lengthy entries may be edited to fit the poll code, yadda yadda.

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gvdub
User: gvdub
Date: 2008-01-03 22:37 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
What? It's the Big Electrical Energy Field, okay?
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martianmooncrab
User: martianmooncrab
Date: 2008-01-03 22:38 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Inflatable Cow Station.
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catsparx
User: catsparx
Date: 2008-01-03 22:48 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
i can haz chicken too?
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Wendy S. Delmater: nefarious porpoises
User: safewrite
Date: 2008-01-03 22:51 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:nefarious porpoises
"Beef. It's what's on tap."
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Kevin Roche
User: kproche
Date: 2008-01-03 23:06 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Bovine Recharge Station:
Warning -- connection to male units without proper adapter may result in injury and/or death!
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gvdub
User: gvdub
Date: 2008-01-03 23:05 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
And on the 6th Day, you just flip this little switch.
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JoSelle: ridiculous hat!
User: upstart_crow
Date: 2008-01-03 23:18 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:ridiculous hat!
New York City - Curators at the Metropolitan Museum of Art have recently unveiled Marcel Duchamp's long-lost response to Upton Sinclair's The Jungle.
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dinogrl: Rastro
User: dinogrl
Date: 2008-01-04 00:20 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Rastro
I'm sorry, but was I the only one weird enough to have uncontrollable fits of laughter over this one?

Wow...good one!
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jtdiii
User: jtdiii
Date: 2008-01-03 23:27 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
One typo is all it took to change brewing forever...
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JoSelle
User: upstart_crow
Date: 2008-01-04 00:24 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Oh my gosh, this one killed me!
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Edward Greaves
User: temporus
Date: 2008-01-03 23:29 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Beef soda. It's what to drink for dinner.
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User: (Anonymous)
Date: 2008-01-03 23:50 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
So that's what happened to the mad cows.
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User: lonfiction
Date: 2008-01-03 23:50 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
All cows are equal. But Bionic Cows are more equal than others.
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Kevin Roche
User: kproche
Date: 2008-01-03 23:56 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
See? I told you not to connect the chicken to the beef station!
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gvdub
User: gvdub
Date: 2008-01-04 00:13 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
After the pig-urkey incident, the cloning switches were clearly labeled.
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Rafe: clank
User: etcet
Date: 2008-01-04 00:13 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:clank
- "This device was clearly the product of a keenly-focused gustatory intellect. You will notice, Watson, the dearth of other options; the lack of a 'Bacon' setting is particularly telling. I can see by your disappointment that your faith in Rosenbaum is shaken."

- "When you go to the caucus, don't forget to set the Complaint toggle. You'll know it when you see it."

- The ignition switch on the gravy train.
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Mister Eclectic
User: howeird
Date: 2008-01-04 00:43 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
"This, Mrs. Lovett, is only to be used if we run out of judges."
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dinogrl: n y e
User: dinogrl
Date: 2008-01-04 00:55 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:n y e
After many years of denial, dave_gallaher finally confessed that he secretly did enjoy bologna daiquiris. We now have the photographic evidence.

(Reference mentioned in an article in the Drink Tank Cocktail Issue 139 on page 25-26.)

http://efanzines.com/DrinkTank/DrinkTank139.pdf

Yes it's obscure, but you'll get it if you read the story.
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