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[poll] Beef Caption Contest Voting Poll

This is the voting poll for the caption contest here. Commenters were challenged to coin a snappy caption for this beef-related photo.

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Forthwith is the voting poll. Usual rules apply, first prize (after the voting poll) will be a freebie from Audible.com, which can be used for Mainspring Powell's | Amazon | Audible ] or any other title, including Old Man's War, A War of Gifts: An Ender Story or any of the Dune books. Additional prizes may be awarded at the judge's sole discretion.


Poll #1116127 The Beef Switch Poll

Which is your favorite caption for the above beef-related photo?

rakdaddy -- "Ready the beef injection!"
0(0.0%)
rakdaddy -- "People thought Orwitz was mad to make meat-related switches, until that fateful day, when Wendy's came calling..."
0(0.0%)
gvdub -- What? It's the Big Electrical Energy Field, okay?
5(5.0%)
martianmooncrab -- Inflatable Cow Station.
0(0.0%)
catsparx -- i can haz chicken too?
0(0.0%)
safewrite -- "Beef. It's what's on tap."
5(5.0%)
kproche -- Bovine Recharge Station: Warning -- connection to male units without proper adapter may result in injury and/or death!
2(2.0%)
gvdub -- And on the 6th Day, you just flip this little switch.
1(1.0%)
upstart_crow -- New York City - Curators at the Metropolitan Museum of Art have recently unveiled Marcel Duchamp's long-lost response to Upton Sinclair's The Jungle.
28(27.7%)
jtdiii -- One typo is all it took to change brewing forever...
9(8.9%)
temporus -- Beef soda. It's what to drink for dinner.
1(1.0%)
(Anonymous) -- So that's what happened to the mad cows.
0(0.0%)
lonfiction -- All cows are equal. But Bionic Cows are more equal than others.
0(0.0%)
kproche -- See? I told you not to connect the chicken to the beef station!
0(0.0%)
gvdub -- After the pig-urkey incident, the cloning switches were clearly labeled.
4(4.0%)
etcet -- "This device was clearly the product of a keenly-focused gustatory intellect. You will notice, Watson, the dearth of other options; the lack of a 'Bacon' setting is particularly telling. I can see your faith in Rosenbaum is shaken."
3(3.0%)
etcet -- "When you go to the caucus, don't forget to set the Complaint toggle. You'll know it when you see it."
3(3.0%)
etcet -- The ignition switch on the gravy train.
1(1.0%)
howeird -- "This, Mrs. Lovett, is only to be used if we run out of judges."
5(5.0%)
dinogrl -- After many years of denial, dave_gallaher finally confessed that he secretly did enjoy bologna daiquiris. We now have the photographic evidence.
2(2.0%)
penghuin -- Hal, what's for dinner?
2(2.0%)
etcet -- Gladys Whipplewhite was perpetually confused when her student interns giggled uncontrollably when asked to "Turn on the injector."
0(0.0%)
agrathea -- When asked why the key didn't seem to be working in the ignition, Betty Sue pointed to the sticker and smiled. "You got the wrong key, Billy."
0(0.0%)
karindira -- "Ladies and Gentlemen, start your beef!"
1(1.0%)
Doc -- The site of Undine Flugelmeyer's famous last words, "What does this button doooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."
0(0.0%)
yourbob -- Clara Peller finally has her answer.
2(2.0%)
frankwu -- Every time you press the button, God kills a cow.
9(8.9%)
klingonguy -- How Frats Keep Vegans Away From The Keg
9(8.9%)
dandyfunk -- Atomic beef to power. Turbines to speed.
2(2.0%)
mary919 -- The frozen custard stand has a special flavor each day-- you can get it plain or with multi-colored sprinkles.
1(1.0%)
jenntheamazon -- "Mmmm...Beef Slurpy."
1(1.0%)
jenntheamazon -- "WTF...an Off or Beef switch?"
0(0.0%)
frankwu -- My beef. Let me show you it.
5(5.0%)
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