ETA: I meant to write My Three Sons where I put Father Knows Best. Murtherfore, I left off several excellent candidates. I hereby resolve not to try to be clever prior to 6 am any more.
Which 1960s television show does your personal life most resemble?
I Dream of Jeannie — Your SO/housemate does all the chores in a skimpy, culturally misappropriated costume while calling you "master".
Bewitched — Your SO/housemate is an independent thinker, but you have the mother-in-law from Hell.
Father Knows Best — A house full of boys aching to become men. 'Nuff said.
Green Acres — Two words: Arnold and Zsa Zsa. But New York is still where you'd rather be.
My Mother the Car — Driven to distraction by the folks at home.