Scott Adams on how to get elected president — His bit about atheists is hysterical.
A linguist discusses the FCC's assertion that the buttocks are a sexual organ — Sesquipedalian snark of the highest order. Probably even work safe.
Josh Marshall points out this bizarre item in the Washington Post — "That is the problem Bush faces as he prepares to deliver his seventh and probably final State of the Union address tonight." And probably final? Do they know something we don't know?