Strange Creatures Found in Antarctic Waters
The Bielefeld Conspiracy — A non-existent German town which is in fact not non-existent. (Thanks to the_flea_king.)
Big Bang Wasn't the Beginning
Rearranging Stars to Communicate with Aliens — And I thought dam building was Big Science...
Satellite shootdown successful — Sighted sat, sank same. Now what did we prove?
Time in saddle: 0 minutes — Vigorous 20 minute walk at the airport instead
Last night's weigh-out: 277.4
This morning's weigh-in: 274.4
Not with me at the airport