Without further ado, the winner is
etcet with:Lake dangles a prize;
Cavorting words hope to win.
"Dance for me, bitches!"
etcet, please drop me an email with your shipping info.I also offered a special judge's prize of an Audible.com gift card to my personal favorite. The card can be used for two Audible titles, including Mainspring [ Powell's | Amazon | Audible ] or any other title, including Old Man's War, A War of Gifts: An Ender Story or any of the Dune books. This is awarded at my sole discretion because it's my contest, dammit.
By strange coincidence, the winner is
etcet with a different entry:Limerick? Haiku?Basically, I nearly wet myself laughing at that one the first time I read it.
Jedi do not crave such things.
Nantucket beckons.
There will be another contest shortly, so hang in there.
Remember, you heard it here first on roller derby.