Jay Lake (jaylake) wrote,
Jay Lake
jaylake

[cancer] The Great Dead Spot

After some delicate exploration, lasirenadolce and I have concluded I now have a dead spot on my belly. There's a point on the surgical seam where I have absolutely no sensation whatsoever, a bit below my belly button. It's perhaps the size of a quarter.

I've never had a dead spot before. It's a weird thing. I mean, it's a dead spot, it's not like I can feel it, pretty much by definition. Still, I can see some opportunity for creativity here.

Poll #1196909 What should Jay do with his dead spot?

What should Jay do with the dead spot on his belly?

Get an eight color tattoo of a mandala
40(48.2%)
Have a bezoar implanted
7(8.4%)
Wire it for sound
3(3.6%)
Install a tiny OLED display which can be configured via wireless (the Teletubby option)
19(22.9%)
Something else I'll explain in comments
14(16.9%)
Tags: cancer, funny, healthcare, personal, poll, weird
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