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[contests] Caption contest returns! - Lakeshore
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Jay Lake
Date: 2009-04-23 17:34
Subject: [contests] Caption contest returns!
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Tags:books, contests, green, photos
A new caption contest! Usual rules apply. I'll collect captions in comments here (at both jlake.com and jaylake.livejournal.com) until I get bored with it, then build a voting poll. Please try to limit the length of your entries or they may become truncated in the poll code.

Prize will be a hardback of Green (when it's available) or another of my books of the winner's choice. Have fun!

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Originally published at jlake.com.

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The NewroticGirl
User: newroticgirl
Date: 2009-04-24 01:40 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
SLAPFIGHT!!!
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User: stillsostrange
Date: 2009-04-24 01:46 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Stuck
"But Mooooooommmm, everybody's wearing their collars popped!"

"Not in my house, they're not."
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melissajm
User: melissajm
Date: 2009-04-24 01:50 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
"I swear, Billy gave me this black eye! Honest!"
"Uh-huh."
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brent_kellmer
User: brent_kellmer
Date: 2009-04-24 02:04 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
"No, no, George, Get a hold of yourself! You'll get through this -- you just have to be strong."
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wild_patience
User: wild_patience
Date: 2009-04-24 02:12 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
"Mom, that tickles! Hey, when is it my turn to lead?"
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Keffy: clean your room
User: kehrli
Date: 2009-04-24 02:17 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:clean your room
DOH! The thirtieth season of The Simpsons, now live-action with an all-panda cast, has been canceled. The cause was cited as 'low ratings' and not, as some have suggested, increasing opposition by animal rights groups.
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Bob
User: yourbob
Date: 2009-04-24 02:18 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
But Mom! The whole gang's going to see "Kung Fu Panda."
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Crystal erm Daisuki-chan
User: love_of_anime
Date: 2009-04-24 02:30 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
"Mom...I washed under my neck I swear-geez-I'm too old for this."



On a different note, you can read my short story "Everybody Wants One" today only. http://www.everdayweirdness.com Yeah it's my first, but it is a paying gig. ;)
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Randy Henderson
User: quantumage
Date: 2009-04-24 02:30 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
I...Forgot...Safeword!
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Randy Henderson
User: quantumage
Date: 2009-04-24 02:31 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Bear-atch! Puh-lease!
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Randy Henderson
User: quantumage
Date: 2009-04-24 02:32 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Simpsons did it.
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Randy Henderson
User: quantumage
Date: 2009-04-24 02:36 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Raise your hand if you think drinking my last cold bamboo beer was a bad idea. Anyone? Anyone?
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CJ Marsicano (CJマルシカノ)
User: cjmarsicano
Date: 2009-04-24 02:42 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
No, no, no! I'm supposed to be leading! And we're learning the fox trot, not the tango!
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miki garrison: disco snake
User: mikigarrison
Date: 2009-04-24 03:05 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:disco snake
Posy was starting to wish that she'd gone for the Smokey the Bear gig -- being the Domestic Violence Panda might have more prestige and career potential, but a girl can only be choked so many times. Besides, Smokey gets a hat.
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Keith R.A. DeCandido: zoo
User: kradical
Date: 2009-04-24 03:19 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:zoo
No, really, it was this big!!!!!!
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