A new caption contest! Usual rules apply. I'll collect captions in comments here (at both jlake.com and jaylake.livejournal.com) until I get bored with it, then build a voting poll. Please try to limit the length of your entries or they may become truncated in the poll code.
Prize will be a hardback of Green (when it's available) or another of my books of the winner's choice. Have fun!