What is Green's release date?

June 9.

Oh, man. Talk about a mixed blessing.

You have my deepest condolences.

Well, yes, it was rather amusing...

I think she read a different book than I did.

Er....looks like she skimmed it, anyway! :-)

Duke, duke, duke, duke of earl...

I hypothesise that Harriet Klausner is a first, failed, attempt at creating artificial intelligence. It lurks in Amazon's computer system and is used to provide instant "book reviews" after a few random pages of the book have been scanned by a bored employee of the great Amoeba South American River.

I will say here and now that Green is an awesome book. I highly approve of it.
Klausner can bite my shiny metal ass. :>