The caption contest has a runaway winner. With 102 votes cast, the winner at 26 votes is Matt H. Tai Shan always ended up giving his lunch money to the bigger pandas, and he never looked forward to gym class. Runner up is goulo with: "You have failed me for the last time, Admiral." Matt H wins a hardback of Green [ Powell's | Amazon ] (when it's available) or another of my books. Excellent work! Originally published at jlake.com .