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Jay Lake
Date: 2009-05-06 08:28
Subject: [photos] A new caption contest
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Tags:books, contests, funny, green, health, personal, photos
In celebration of my recent medical (mis)adventures, martinlivings hath photochopped an image which per a suggestion from sheelangig screams to be the next caption contest. So let it be written, so let it be done.

Usual rules apply. Prize after the voting poll will be an inscribed copy of Green Powell's | Amazon ] when available. Plus martinlivings will get a bonus prize. Please leave entries in this comment thread (on jlake.com or LiveJournal either one).

Your inspirational photo:

Jay Lake in hospital as interpreted by Martin Livings

Originally published at jlake.com.

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Johnny Eponymous
User: johnnyeponymous
Date: 2009-05-06 16:37 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Jay Lake: shown here doing primary research for his novelization of Terminator: Salvation.

Chris
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Bob
User: yourbob
Date: 2009-05-06 16:41 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Lake-cutus of Borg. Resistance is futile.
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Gary Emenitove
User: garyomaha
Date: 2009-05-07 02:25 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
You've drawn an instant win. I am not worthy.
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Willis Couvillier
User: will_couvillier
Date: 2009-05-06 16:46 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Enter the JayBot - the newest Lakeinator model.

They'll fix you. They fix anything.

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Michelle Muenzler
User: mmuenzler
Date: 2009-05-06 16:48 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Jay Lake's experimental colon replacement surgery went a bit further than expected...
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corvida
User: corvida
Date: 2009-05-06 17:02 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Nothing to worry about...it's just a routine oil change.
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User: rarelylynne
Date: 2009-05-06 17:05 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Want posterity?

There's always archiving instead...
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Willis Couvillier
User: will_couvillier
Date: 2009-05-06 17:05 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
It was only supposed to be a follow-up!

Hey! Psst! Got tools? I need to adjust my Mainspring!

Jay Lake contemplates how quick research will be with his computer jack upgrade while impatiently waiting for his system tune-up to finish.
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thecrimsony
User: thecrimsony
Date: 2009-05-06 17:05 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him, we have the technology. Jay Lake will be, the six dollar and ninety-nine cent writer. *nananananananananana*
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Rafe: clank
User: etcet
Date: 2009-05-06 17:09 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:clank
. o O (Why didn't I spring for the bionic nipples?)
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Kevin Roche
User: kproche
Date: 2009-05-06 17:09 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
An advanced case of the H1N1-T2000 influenza...
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Hal
User: hal_obrien
Date: 2009-05-06 17:13 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
"We can rebuild him: Better. Stronger. Faster."

*^*^*
Not a caption, but:

(vidFX) word processor speeding up, with a wpm meter going into the thousands, fingers blurring on the keys...
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anghara
User: anghara
Date: 2009-05-06 17:15 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
"Oil be back...."
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User: katatomic
Date: 2009-05-06 17:20 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:messy
All I can come up with are snarky editor jokes....
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Randy Henderson
User: quantumage
Date: 2009-05-06 17:42 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
"Did you have to cut off my Mainspring?!"

"Push nipple to activate."

"Jay's obsession over the fictional Cylon Caprica 6 takes a sad, twisted turn."

"Jay had thought putting "John Connor" on the admission papers was funny. Upon waking from the anaesthesia -- not so much."

"5/9/2025
Body movement: 2,547 miles on titanium treadmill
This morning's weigh-in: 2 tons (and 64 pounds)
Currently reading: The Zen of Motorcycle Maintenance"
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User: deire
Date: 2009-05-06 17:52 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
We can make him stronger! Fastier! Rustier....
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User: deire
Date: 2009-05-06 17:53 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Er...

We can make him stronger! Faster! Rustier....
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