[personal] Breaking news, from the dept of things which are confusing

Lakeshore
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Date:	2009-07-29 20:02
Subject:	[personal] Breaking news, from the dept of things which are confusing
Security:	Public
Tags:	funny, personal, weird

BREAKING:

I have just discovered that the lid to my toilet tank is missing. As in, not on the toilet, and nowhere obvious to be found around the house.

It was there when I left the house...

Um.

More as the story develops.

Originally published at jlake.com.

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User:	csinman
Date:	2009-07-30 04:15 (UTC)
Subject:	(no subject)

I would just like to make it clear at the outset that while I would be proud to be even partly responsible for this, it is not of my doing.

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User:	biomekanic
Date:	2009-07-30 05:53 (UTC)
Subject:	(no subject)

Has The Child developed a new habit?
Because toilet lids can get pricey man, let me tell you...

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User:	supersniffles
Date:	2009-07-30 07:59 (UTC)
Subject:	(no subject)
Keyword:	CSC

Has her older sister recently been killed by a Russian space toilet?

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User:	ericreynolds
Date:	2009-07-30 06:02 (UTC)
Subject:	(no subject)
Keyword:	brd

It's in my neighbor's yard. He turned it upside down thinking it was a birdbath.

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User:	klingonguy
Date:	2009-07-30 11:47 (UTC)
Subject:	(no subject)

I'm sensing a new themed anthology...

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User:	jedifreeman
Date:	2009-07-30 17:46 (UTC)
Subject:	(no subject)

PorcelainPunk?

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User:	mistymarshall
Date:	2009-07-30 08:19 (UTC)
Subject:	(no subject)

LOL only you Jay would be missing your toilet lid.

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User:	princejvstin
Date:	2009-07-30 09:08 (UTC)
Subject:	(no subject)

This is absolutely bizarre. Who would take a toilet lid?

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User:	la_marquise_de_
Date:	2009-07-30 10:39 (UTC)
Subject:	(no subject)

You have Borrowers, clearly. Who wanted a swimming pool.

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User:	mmegaera
Date:	2009-07-30 18:55 (UTC)
Subject:	(no subject)
Keyword:	flowers

This is bloody brilliant.

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User:	garyomaha
Date:	2009-07-30 11:59 (UTC)
Subject:	(no subject)

In the Portland heat, someone obviously desired a tank top.

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User:	jaylake
Date:	2009-07-30 12:49 (UTC)
Subject:	(no subject)
Keyword:	graffiti-shirley_you_jest

Die! Die! DIE!!!

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User:	yourbob
Date:	2009-07-30 16:27 (UTC)
Subject:	(no subject)

Win!

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User:	csinman
Date:	2009-07-30 18:49 (UTC)
Subject:	(no subject)
Keyword:	too cool for soap

HAHAHAHA

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User:	eljaydaly
Date:	2009-07-30 12:22 (UTC)
Subject:	(no subject)

Hey, if your house has to be haunted, at least the ghosts are apparently plumbers.

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User:	kehrli
Date:	2009-07-30 13:21 (UTC)
Subject:	(no subject)

Even though I know full well that he's been nowhere near Portland for the past month or so, I'm just going to go right ahead and blame

csinman.

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User:	mcjulie
Date:	2009-07-30 15:02 (UTC)
Subject:	(no subject)

Wow, you have ambitious gremlins.

If they are like our gremlins, they are just doing it to get your attention and will return it after you have acknowledged their existence.

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