We should all have snappy labels on our shirts - "Doesn't play well with others", "Requires external validation", etc. What's yours?
The responses have been hilarious. As of about 5:40 am Pacific Friday...
Junglemonkey: "Not stuck up, just introverted."
MKKare: "Do I look like a fucking people person?"
NewroticGirl: "Requires external validation."
aynjelfyre: "Cap may forcefully eject."
gewhiz: "Poor impulse control."
jenniferbrozek: "Just wants to be loved, adored and obeyed."
josephhaines: "Feed. Make fat. If his mouth is full, he can't rant."
lizargall: "Dangerous when bored."
lizargall: "Likes to nap in sunshine."
nethspace: "Has already forgotten your name."
tinytall: "Requires time signals."
Laura Anne Gilman: "Assume nothing."
Jo Ellen Mauer: "The wheel is spinning but the hamster's missing."
Lillian Csernica: "Parental discretion advised."
Dawn Taylor: "I am on fire and have dangerous cargo: keep well clear of me." (with appropriate marine signal flags)
Daniel Lei: "Requires Some Assembly."
Astrid Bear: "Eats cookie dough."
Katherine Sanger: "I Run With Scissors."
Jimmy Simpson: "I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?"
Karen Meschke: "Questions authority."
Stina Leich: "I make up stuff."
Jayme Lynn Blaschke: "Open other end."
Luke McGuff: "Do not play on or around."
Chris Beckett: "You say tomato, I say f*** you."
Jim Crider: "I reject your reality and substitute my own."
Selina Phanara: "Runs with scissors."
Steve Schend: "I write lies for a living. No, I'm not a political speech writer."
Jude-Marie Green: "Surf Naked."
Tina Jens: "Flaming Liberal & Damn Proud of it!"
John Burridge: "Quomodo te amare possum nisi facere vis quae praecepi?" [How can I love you if you won't do what I say?]
John Burridge: "But enough about me; what do _you_ think of my shirt?"
Karen Grant: "Quando omni flunkus moritati." [When in doubt, play dead.]
Joseph Paul Haines: "Feed. Make fat. If his mouth is full, he can't rant."
Elissa Malcohn: "I have multiple personalities and none of them likes you."
Bob Kruger: "Maybe if this shirt is clever enough, someone will finally love me."
Rochelle Inselman Smith: "Poor impulse control."
Anthony D'Atri: "Another dissatisfied customer."
Jonathan Vos Post: "In the future, ALL human knowledge will be stored on a single nanotechnology t-shirt!"
Sara A Mueller: "Eternity is a terrible thought... I mean, where's it all going to end?"
Matthew S. Rotundo: "Karaoke slut."
Glenn Glazer: "Danger! Land Mines!"
Bridget Coila: "This is me"
Michael Bloss: "Make sure you actually have my attention before talking to me."
Lori Ann White: "Selectively Mature."
Got shirt? Real or imaginary? Post it in comments!
|Originally published at jlake.com.|