Jay Lake (jaylake) wrote,
Jay Lake

[funny] Wisdom of the Niece, anent reading

The Niece, informing her mom this morning that now that she is in Kindergarten, she's ready to read and this is how it works:
"I have a house in my head and all the people in my family who have died are there and in the cubinet (sic) they have a magic book that is the same as whatever book I am reading and when I need a work or a number, they take it and they put it on a boat and it floats down my bloodstream to my mouth and then I know what it is!"

Originally published at jlake.com.

Tags: family, funny

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