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Jay Lake
Date: 2009-12-05 06:45
Subject: [photos|cancer] Caption contest
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Tags:cancer, contests, funny, personal, photos
By request from garyomaha, a new caption contest! Usual rules apply. I'll collect captions in comments here (at both jlake.com and jaylake.livejournal.com) until I get bored with it, then build a voting poll, once I'm far enough off opiates to stitch that pseudocode together. Please try to limit the length of your entries or they may become truncated in the poll code.

Prize will be two of my books to the winner (depending on availability), plus, as always, bragging rights. Have fun!

The photo in question:

Nov 26 2009

© 2009 M. Lake, all rights reserved.

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scarlettina: Cliff Car
User: scarlettina
Date: 2009-12-05 15:14 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Cliff Car
His Majesty requires the Spice twice a day. And no, he will not remove the Hat.

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Magenta
User: magentamn
Date: 2009-12-05 15:26 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Humor him; I know he looks eccentric, but he has millions he could donate to the hospital.
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kyle cassidy
User: kylecassidy
Date: 2009-12-05 15:54 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Mr Lake, the implants will work as we discussed, but it's my personal belief that no one will take you seriously as a supervillan in that hat.
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madrobins
User: madrobins
Date: 2009-12-05 15:54 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
This is the damnedest rig to get Direct TV I've ever seen.
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manmela
User: manmela
Date: 2009-12-05 15:55 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
I can haz clockpunk apparatus killing teh canzerz
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OldManGrumpus
User: oldmangrumpus
Date: 2009-12-05 16:05 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
".. and it comes with anti-lock brakes, all-wheel drive, standard cupholder - and an iPod dock. What I have to do to get you into this unit today?"
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mevennen
User: mevennen
Date: 2009-12-05 16:14 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
The new treatment for Man Flu was proceeding as planned.
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shaolingrrl
User: shaolingrrl
Date: 2009-12-05 19:55 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Too bad there's no cure.
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User: (Anonymous)
Date: 2009-12-05 16:16 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
They'll never know what hit 'em, thought the chair.
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User: lindadee
Date: 2009-12-05 16:34 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Here comes the bride?!?
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willplant
User: willplant
Date: 2009-12-05 16:35 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Preparing for a Full Contact Theremin performance
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John
User: djonn
Date: 2009-12-05 16:46 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
"Somehow, I don't think we're in Cancer anymore."
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John
User: djonn
Date: 2009-12-05 16:48 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Optional follow-up: "We're not. This is Proctology."
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Perdix
User: perdix
Date: 2009-12-05 16:51 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
The wheel-borne IV aliens required humans to show respect by walking two steps behind their conquerors at all times. Anyone caught disobeying could be sentenced to wear a hospital gown and a silly hat for up to two years.
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a_r_williams
User: a_r_williams
Date: 2009-12-05 17:23 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
The emperor of To-phan was ready to show everyone how his new hat making machine worked.
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Chang...  just Chang.
User: chang3002
Date: 2009-12-05 17:55 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
"I'm feeling much better now, doctor. You can wheel in the virgins when ready."
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A large duck
User: burger_eater
Date: 2009-12-05 18:01 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
"Delivering equipment to hospital rooms will cut how much off my bill again?"
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