By request from garyomaha, a new caption contest! Usual rules apply. I'll collect captions in comments here (at both jlake.com and jaylake.livejournal.com) until I get bored with it, then build a voting poll, once I'm far enough off opiates to stitch that pseudocode together. Please try to limit the length of your entries or they may become truncated in the poll code.
Prize will be two of my books to the winner (depending on availability), plus, as always, bragging rights. Have fun!