April 8th, 2005


Morning in America

They should make glow-in-the-dark cat food, maybe with a bioluminescent enzyme that's activitated in the presence of feline stomach chemistry. That way we'd have a fighting chance of seeing cat puke in the dark.

And why yes, I did dream last night that one needed a catchment bowl for the blood that leaks from a bull fiddle while it's being played. And no, I don't understand it either.
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