April 9th, 2005

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One of life's little rules

A year or so ago I had occasion to expand my repertoire of life's little rules to include "Never compete for attention with an auctioneer."

Tonight I had occasion to expand that repertoire a little further, to include "Never compete for attention with a guy in a straitjacket on a unicycle."

Important safety tip, that.
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