Yesterday we walked past the Little League game in progress at the ballfield down the block from our house. The Child's friend Adam (13) was standing behind the first basegirl. Adam said hello to us, and the Child asked him what he was doing. Adam explained he was the first-base umpire. Shortly after, we had the following exchange.
|Child:||So Adam's an umpire?|
|Child:||Where is his cape?|
|Child:||Where is his cape? His shiny teeth? His blood-juice?|