November 9th, 2005

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Caption Contest Voting Poll

Per a suggestion from garyomaha, here is the voting phase of LJ caption contest for Collapse ) Photo courtesy of shsilver.

Vote early, vote often, in the poll below. I'll hold it open for a few days. Winner to receive their choice of a copy of either TEL : Stories or Polyphony 5. Voting ties to be settled by the Child.

Poll #608616 Jay Lake Caption Contest

Select the best caption for this photo.

jlundberg - "Man, I gotta start using conditioner."
2(4.0%)
markbourne - As a test subject for Comcast Nanotech, Jay Lake's head now receives FM, AM, broadband WiFi, and all basic cable channels.
15(30.0%)
deviathan - Please don't feed Jay's hair after midnight.
3(6.0%)
timalyne - Angel on High
1(2.0%)
newroticgirl - This year, Jay decided to be a dandelion gone to seed for Halloween. Make a wish and blow!!
1(2.0%)
shsilver - Jay Lake reads another story for the neo-pulp anthology Hair-Raising Tales.
1(2.0%)
jeffford - When claiming devilishly good looks, you're only supposed to have two horns.
0(0.0%)
andreas_black - During a recent promotion for his new novel Rocket Science, Jay Lake puts his hand inside a Jacob's Ladder.
1(2.0%)
infinitehotel - "Welcome to my web," said the writer to the fly.
1(2.0%)
k_mankiller - "Jay Lake: Unplugged."
2(4.0%)
unwrecked - Jay: After the Hairnet
0(0.0%)
10(20.0%)
etcet - Benevolent Look: Check Beatific Smile: Check Halo. . . Well, two out of three ain't bad.
0(0.0%)
nick_kaufmann - "Wait...Full Unit Hookup only pays HOW much?"
2(4.0%)
corvida - See here.
0(0.0%)
0(0.0%)
(Anonymous) - And after the third day, they rolled back the rock and exclaimed, "Behold, the Hair is Risen!"
3(6.0%)
carnwrite - Jay Lake: The Man. The Mystery. The Hair.
2(4.0%)
dinogrl - Reaction to The Child just purchasing a cell phone, not just any cell phone, but the "Presidential"!
0(0.0%)
safewrite - Whee! That huge commercial clothes dryer was a blast! Note to self: Next time - use anti-static dryer sheets
1(2.0%)
creed_of_hubris - Herr Professor van de Graaf meets the one man he cannot impress with his invention.
1(2.0%)
fr_john - Those quintuple espresso grandes do wake a fellow up.
1(2.0%)
klingonguy - Nonstop Airfare to WFC: $540. Righteously styling on the Governor's Club level: $450. Publisher-shmoozing bar bill: $270. Invoking the spirit of departed hair during a book release seance: Priceless!
3(6.0%)
rachelmcg - Jay Lake demonstrates the awesome power of the human plasma sphere, a new plug and play from Radio Shack.
0(0.0%)
John Burridge - In his later years, Aslan tried to pitch his rock-opera idea to Andrew Lloyd Webber; but the magic was gone, and he ended up selling Aveda products.
0(0.0%)