[travel] Dear TSA
Dear TSA,
When you've diverted me for special screening and I am standing in a glass room where I cannot see my hand luggage or hear you asking whose bags they are, those are not abandoned bags. After all, you separated me from them.
Also, the new pat down procedures? I've had good dates with less action. I'm sure America is safer for you inspecting the inside of my underwear while I was still wearing it.
Love,
Me
When you've diverted me for special screening and I am standing in a glass room where I cannot see my hand luggage or hear you asking whose bags they are, those are not abandoned bags. After all, you separated me from them.
Also, the new pat down procedures? I've had good dates with less action. I'm sure America is safer for you inspecting the inside of my underwear while I was still wearing it.
Love,
Me