I went out a while today with a couple of cameras in search of scenic, which is hardly in short supply here on the Oregon Coast. Unfortunately, a rather odd combination of high wind, extremely heavy rain, and fog (yes, all at the same time) made this an impractical goal. I gave up at Nehalem and headed back up the coast. However, between Nehalem and Manzanita, I did manage to come across some amusing signs.
From the Department of Unfortunate Juxtapositions
Just up the road from the previous sign, those lower two are a pairing that begs some significant questions
The grocer's apo'strophe appear's to have become the real e'state agent's apo'strophe