- Been thrashed by Amy Carter in croquet
- Climbed down inside a classical Greek tomb through a hole in the ground
- Held a lion cub in my arms
- Flown deep into the Gobi Desert aboard an Antonov-17 (not the most frightening flight of my life, amazingly enough)
- Flooded a moving car with raw sewage
- Wrote a hot check to a recently-paroled murderer
- Asked a truckload of heavily armed men in a Third World country for directions, well after midnight on a very lonely road, and not woken up later in a shallow grave
- Been bitten by a pig
- Eaten live eel soup
- Walked on the Arctic ice
- Fought a fatal porn fire
- Been sent home from the hospital with a piece of my own colon in formaldehyde
Ok, so that was twelve. I couldn't figure out which one of my favorites to cut...
What are some of the weirdest or most unusual things you've done?