Jay Lake (jaylake) wrote,
Jay Lake

[memes] Ten Things I've Done That You (Probably) Haven't

Pace John Scalzi and Mary Robinette Kowal, here are ten things I've done that you (probably) haven't.

  • Been thrashed by Amy Carter in croquet

  • Climbed down inside a classical Greek tomb through a hole in the ground

  • Held a lion cub in my arms

  • Flown deep into the Gobi Desert aboard an Antonov-17 (not the most frightening flight of my life, amazingly enough)

  • Flooded a moving car with raw sewage

  • Wrote a hot check to a recently-paroled murderer

  • Asked a truckload of heavily armed men in a Third World country for directions, well after midnight on a very lonely road, and not woken up later in a shallow grave

  • Been bitten by a pig

  • Eaten live eel soup

  • Walked on the Arctic ice

  • Fought a fatal porn fire

  • Been sent home from the hospital with a piece of my own colon in formaldehyde

Ok, so that was twelve. I couldn't figure out which one of my favorites to cut...

What are some of the weirdest or most unusual things you've done?

Tags: funny, memes, personal, travel

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