When my turn finally came, the scanner simply wouldn't read my electronic boarding pass on my iPhone. Which finally turned out to be an issue of screen brightness on the display, but it took the TSA agent and me two or three minutes to sort that out. Which is a freaking eternity in a security line.
Then the guy in front of me for the x-ray machine decided to load his bins while they were on the stack in the cart, effectively stalling the line until he was done. He wasn't very efficient about it, either.
Magic, pure magic.
Anyway, off to Omaha shortly.