: "When you were a little kid, did you look up perverted things on the computer?"jaylake
: "We didn't have computers back then. I had to look up perverted things in books."the_child
: "Like butt?"
: "Do you know pickup lines?"jaylake
: "Uh, yes."the_child
: "Have you ever used a pickup line on a girl?"jaylake
: "No, not really." :: laughs :: "Where did you learn about pickup lines?"the_child
: "[teacherNameRedacted]. [friendNameRedacted] brought it up, and he had to explain it. You know, 'You look like a parking ticket, because you have FINE written all over you.'"jaylake
: :: laughs again ::the_child
: "Why is that funny? I don't get it."