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Jay Lake
Date: 2011-06-08 05:55
Subject: [contests] Endurance caption contest
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Tags:books, contests, endurance, green, photos
Advance Reading Copies copies of Endurance (a/k/a Green book 2) have arrived. We all know what that means — a giveaway via caption contest! So I hereby declare another one of those suckers, based on a recent moment of zen photo as suggested by [info]garyomaha. Your challenge is to write a caption that answers the question "What the heck is behind this door, and why is it so very locked?"

First prize will be a personalized, signed copy of the Endurance ARC, as well as the Green trade paperback. Additional prizes to be awarded at my discretion. Usual rules apply. I'll collect captions in comments here (at both jlake.com and jaylake.livejournal.com) until I get bored with it, then build a voting poll. Please try to limit the length of your entries or they may become truncated in the poll code.

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Very locked door, Bonspur, WA. © 2007, 2011, Joseph E. Lake, Jr.

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Kerry aka Trouble: Moi?
User: controuble
Date: 2011-06-08 13:07 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Moi?
If you think this is overkill, you should see the one with the tiger behind it.
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gvdub
User: gvdub
Date: 2011-06-08 13:09 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Door to the Land of New Ideas - Conservative version.
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jakobdrud: Flower
User: jakobdrud
Date: 2011-06-08 13:19 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Flower
Years later, the ghost of locksmith Johnny Jones came back to haunt his favorite workplace, often entering through the wall.
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S-47/19-J: Groucho
User: shsilver
Date: 2011-06-08 13:20 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Groucho
1...2...3... It's supposed to be 7 seals, dammit!
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Jim Hetley
User: jhetley
Date: 2011-06-08 13:30 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Pandora had learned her lesson.
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pmrabble
User: pmrabble
Date: 2011-06-08 14:04 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
The door to Jay's idea room.
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saveswhat
User: saveswhat
Date: 2011-06-08 14:13 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Too bad it's a hollow core door...
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adelheid_p
User: adelheid_p
Date: 2011-06-08 14:26 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Let's see how Alice gets through this one!
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User: rarelylynne
Date: 2011-06-08 15:46 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Necronomicon vault.
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daveraines
User: daveraines
Date: 2011-06-08 15:47 (UTC)
Subject: Behind the very locked door
Moderate Republicans. Sarah Palin has the only set of keys.
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User: vixyish
Date: 2011-06-08 15:56 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:unlock it
"No, you idiot, I said go out for a WALK every day!"
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biomekanic
User: biomekanic
Date: 2011-06-08 17:17 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Jessica finally deemed the door sufficiently strong to contain all the Mormon and Jehova's Witnesses she had been collecting over the years.
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gvdub
User: gvdub
Date: 2011-06-08 17:37 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Joey, the Domino's delivery boy, came to dread orders from the Wilsons.
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Deckard7
User: deckard7
Date: 2011-06-08 17:49 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Safe sex begins at home.
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When life gives you lemmings...
User: danjite
Date: 2011-06-08 18:52 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
No, not his ego. That he keeps in a locket 'round his neck.

This is where jaylake keeps his super ego.

'Round these parts we just call it "the cheese shop".



Edited at 2011-06-08 06:52 pm (UTC)
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