Consider it now wrapped:

And the winners are J.R. Murdock and emeraldcite, in a tie. The winning captions are:

J.R. Murdock: Not content with Google Glasses, Jay went for the Google Bodysuit.
emeraldcite: Fifty Shades of Jay.
Our two lucky winners will receive signed copies of the Kalimpura ARC. Guys, please contact me with your postal addresses.
Photo: Jay masked and pearled, © 2012, Emily Siskin. Used with permission. All rights reserved.