My initial departing flight was cancelled. My rebook was only two hours later, but the logical connecting flight to Omaha was full, so my connection at DFW was over five hours. The earlier connecting flight cancelled, so good enough I wasn't on it, so my evening flight was overflowing. And left ninety minutes late. And due to weather (I presume) they took about 40 minutes to get the luggage out.
And, and, and... I felt like Mary Robinette Kowal. Have another drink!
At any rate, I am here now, and about to set off for work. Regular wit and erudition should resume tomorrow.