Jay Lake (jaylake) wrote,
Jay Lake

Wisdom of the Child

The Child on Shrek: "The dragon doesn't really have a part, does she? She just breathes fire and roars a lot."

The Child on Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang: "That's not your favorite car? Oh, Dad."

The Child on the embarassment of having parents: "I'm embarassed of you, Dad. You're fat, you have too much hair, you talk funny. And Mom. She dresses funny, and she talks funny too."

Ah, parenthood.
Tags: child, personal

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