5 Gorgeous DIY Cheese Boards To Impress Your Guests — Mmm, cheese. (Via
Researcher controls colleague's motions in first human brain-to-brain interface — What could possibly go wrong? (Via several sources, including
Iron gall ink and wasps — Huh. (Via Daily Idioms, Annotated.)
Tesla outsells Porsche, Jaguar, others in Calif. — Huh.
Embracing misinformation on Obama — All that really important Bible stuff about not bearing false witness and doing as you would be done by doesn't apply to talking about Kenyan Socialist Muslims and their unConstitutional plots to ensure that more Americans receive affordable healthcare. Ask any Republican!
Pat Robertson Claims Gays Deliberately Spread AIDS Using Sharp Jewelry — Because being a conservative Christian means making up batshit lies about people God tells you it's okay to hate. None of that Ten Commandments crap about bearing false witness applies to people who follow Jesus. Given this man is one of the most public Christian leaders in the country, I am so glad I'm an atheist.
Limbaugh: Feminism Rooted In "Sexual Perversion" — Because being conservative means even a vicious, cruel bastard can be idolized into fame and fortune.
N.M. Republican Said Gay Men Should Stop ‘Whoring’ And Marry Women — Stay classy, conservative America. It's what you do best.
Zimmerman Wants Florida to Pay Legal Bills — He wants to be reimbursed for up to $300,000 after his acquittal in the death of Trayvon Martin. As any conservative can tell you, Zimmerman is a true American hero who made a much-needed stand against the oppression of the white race. Why should we not all pay for his free murder spree?
Qotd?: Do you give a damn about any trumpet playing band?
Writing time yesterday: 0.0 hours (chemo brain)
Hours slept: 6.0 hours (solid)
Body movement: n/a (traveling)
Number of FEMA troops on my block vaccinating children to spread autism: 0
Currently reading: n/a (chemo brain)