Ken: Yeah, someday they'll say that after my 900-word story in TEL : Stories I never wrote as well again.
Jay: Right. You'll be reduced to handwriting 300,000 word rants about how trout are secretly influencing the US government.
Ken: Trout make good household pets, you know.
Home now, all pretense of writing abandoned, huddled on the couch watching a rented copy of A Christmas Story and waiting for the Child to come home, and hoping to doze.