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Malapropism Monday Voting Poll Now Open

Entries for Malapropism Monday are closed. Now you get to vote for your favorite malapropism! Winner gets a copy of Rocket ScienceClarkesworld Books | Amazon ], or if they already have that book, another book written or (co)edited by me. Voting will be held open til early next week or until I get bored with it, whichever comes first. As usual, ties to be settled by the Child.

Poll #642560 Malapropism Monday

Which malapropism is the funniest?

Not the sharpest hammer in the sack. jaylake
3(2.4%)
He's not the brightest shadow on the wall. wendy_mason
1(0.8%)
He's not the sharpest spoon in the drawer. wendy_mason
3(2.4%)
Fish or get off the pot. rosefox
23(18.7%)
A few French fries short of a picnic. rosefox
5(4.1%)
Half of one, six dozen of another. shsilver
10(8.1%)
Easy as falling off a bicycle. shsilver
0(0.0%)
The hand of fate steps in. sartorias
8(6.5%)
You buttered your bed and now you have to lie in it. sartorias
14(11.4%)
That really puts a wrench in the ointment. mme_publisher
0(0.0%)
That'll cover you like a free lunch. (Leila)
0(0.0%)
There is no new suit! (Leila)
0(0.0%)
Get your eggs in a row. etcet
0(0.0%)
Put all your ducks in one basket. etcet
4(3.3%)
Get the bread out. etcet
1(0.8%)
Put all your begs in one ask-it. rosefox
8(6.5%)
Its raining like a fish. tillyjane
0(0.0%)
I need to take this matter by the horns. tillyjane
0(0.0%)
He said it off the top of his cuff. tillyjane
0(0.0%)
We'll burn that bridge when we get to it. anansi133
14(11.4%)
We'll jump off that bridge when we come to it. allochthon
2(1.6%)
That really puts a wrench into the monkey works. garyomaha
1(0.8%)
More work than a barrel of flunkies. floatingtide
3(2.4%)
Wow! You're as tarp as a shack! dinogrl
2(1.6%)
As you know Bob,'s your uncle. klingonguy
5(4.1%)
I know it, it's right on the tip of my mind! frogworth
1(0.8%)
Take the bull by the hand. davidlevine
1(0.8%)
Bright as a tack. deviathan
0(0.0%)
I need some space to think. clrapp
0(0.0%)
Out of sight, out of their mind. marksiegal
1(0.8%)
Thinks like a fish. etcet
0(0.0%)
They made their bed, now they have to lie to it. etcet
1(0.8%)
We're going for a full frontal bodycheck. etcet
1(0.8%)
Open foot, insert mouth. etcet
11(8.9%)

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