Me? Revising a novel you say? No, two novels? Really!?
Here's the whack part: danjite and khaybee just called and asked if I'd do writer-in-the-window during KINK INK!, developing a hard core erotica piece on the fly. I naturally said yes, but only if I got audience participation, including demonstrations if required. So I'll be doing audience participation flash. In several sense of those terms.
Ah me. Remember when I was just a mid-level marketing manager with a funny hobby?