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Caption Contest Voting Poll

Here's the entries in caption contest. Sames rules as usual...vote for your favorite caption. Ties to be settled by the_child. Valuable prizes to be provided by me as soon as I think of some, something cool related to an upcoming book perhaps. (Um, um...)

The photo in question, along with the poll.

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Poll #763200 July 2006 Caption Contest

Vote for your favorite caption.

shsilver: Is my nose hair parted on the right side?
2(4.7%)
nick_kaufmann: Dr. Lake was remarkably unperturbed that something had gone so wrong with the cloning process.
3(7.0%)
etcet: Chang & Eng, the grunge years
5(11.6%)
etcet: Yea, Verily, I Hath Wasted Away In the Village of Margarita
1(2.3%)
moonlithuntress: The royal couple at the renesance fair would never let a little thing like a lost wardrobe stop them ...
0(0.0%)
grimland: Wait! I'm receiving a vision...something about a fan dance and socks. That can't be right.
0(0.0%)
marksiegal: Hey, baby, want a ride in my Genre car?
0(0.0%)
pabba: Your shirt or mine?
3(7.0%)
mariannelee: Yeah, but I make it look good.
1(2.3%)
sartorias: "You're right, you do have a halo." "Told ya!"
0(0.0%)
thecrimsony: "I expected my Mirror Universe double to have a beard but come on!"
1(2.3%)
floatingtide: The species etymonus loquacious, or Brass-Crested Genre Writer, can be identified by its subtle glasses, sensible footwear, and remarkable hauteur. [ cut for length ]
6(14.0%)
djonn: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so, Jay, but this joke would work a lot better if we were animated lab mice."
2(4.7%)
lonewolf23: In their autumnal years, Jayna and Zan find it increasingly difficult to activate their Wonder Twin powers. Nonetheless, they still frequent comic book conventions, trying to relive their glory days. [ cut for length ]
1(2.3%)
delkytlar: Not content with his Hugo victory, Jay auditions partners for the WorldCon Three-Legged Race.
1(2.3%)
Christen R, Ama, TX: Says Jay into mirror: "GASP! I am much to gorgeous.... look away, reflection... look away." During the staring contest, each thinks: "Not fair. He/She has better hair than me!"
0(0.0%)
klingonguy: The ceremonial passing of the garish shirt of power from one year's Campbell Award (not a Hugo) winner to the next.
2(4.7%)
canadiansuzanne: Would the real Jay Lake please sit down.
1(2.3%)
dinogrl: We feel pretty, / Oh, so pretty, / We feel pretty and witty and bright! / And I pity / Any Cambell Award Winner who isn't us tonight!
1(2.3%)
Leila: "I can do anything better than you!" "No, you can't." "Yes, I can, yes I can, yes I cannnnnnnnnn!"
0(0.0%)
goulo: Agent Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan) with Sheriff Truman (Michael Ontkean). Oh wait, that's a different photo. Sorry.
1(2.3%)
akirlu: Favorites vying for pole position at the French chin-racing open.
1(2.3%)
hkneale: Nyah! Mine's bigger than yours!
0(0.0%)
cmpriest: Oh, you're right - I can see it now. But damn - how did those aliens get such a huge honkin' implant up your nose?
1(2.3%)
coolmajaka: Thirty years later, Barry Lake won a Campbell of his own.
0(0.0%)
creed_of_hubris: bear, reflected in lake
10(23.3%)

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