The Canticle for Lebowski thread is still open, but I've cut off the threshold for eligibility for the giveaway. Feel free to read and comment indefinitely. The poll is going to be, erm, large and complex, so it almost certainly won't be up til tomorrow.
Dreamt last night that I was watching maryrobinette open her mail. As in, cut open envelopes and pull the bills out. Even with my foetid imagination I can't find an arch or clever interpretation for that one.