On the plus side, the Herz random upgrade program has me in Jeep Liberty. Well, sort of plus. I tend to drive rental cars like they were go karts. Except I don't trust this thing to accelerate, brake or corner properly, which mostly leaves me in the parking lot making "vroom vroom" noises and pretending to steer until someone puts a quarter in the slot to start the pony.
The hotel also upgraded me, and I have a king half-suite with a jacuzzi in which to indulge my lonely splendor. Ah, the romance of travel.
Also, much cheese was wrought tonight. Consumption tomorrow night.